May 2013
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What if people start RPing as regular people in there everyday lives…
May 21st
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My past self and I would not get along, But I think he would probably agree I’ve got pretty good taste in general
May 21st
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foxnewsofficial: thanks for the butt submissions (also dudes i’m sure your butts are great butts it’s very kind of you to share them but i’m straight) 
May 20th
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I’m not one of those people who can’t handle compliments…if you stroke my ego, it will be awkward. But I enjoy it non the less. Basically if you compliment me you’ve won my heart.
May 20th
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wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
May 20th
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foxnewsofficial: if i was in government i’d government things much more differentlier because it ain’t the best way to government things so there’s poor people everywhere
May 20th
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I know there isn’t necessarily a correlation… But how can someone be both “pro-life” and support the US healthcare system as is? Yep. No abortions but expensive ass costs for the mother. And the child could grow up and not be able to afford healthcare and die in a much less humane way(patient dumping). Sounds logical.
May 20th
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foxnewsofficial: we gotta do something
May 20th
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carcinogenetsist: what do you mean grand theft autumn isn’t the actual national anthem
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twotenandahalf: palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
May 20th
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ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS ISN'T A PERSON? THAT...
klondikebar123: elle-bells: Abortion is murder. THAT IS NOT A REAL FETUS.  THIS IS WHAT A PREGNANCY LOOKS LIKE AT 12 WEEKS. IT IS NOT SIMPLY A ‘TINY’ BABY. IT IS A DEVELOPING FETUS THAT DOES NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO FEEL PAIN OR LIVE OUTSIDE OF IT’S HOST. And I wouldn’t care if it was a full-grown fucking adult in there. If I don’t want the damn thing inside me, I AM GOING TO GET IT OUT...
May 20th
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foxnewsofficial: i have to wash my face paint off now i’m really upset 
May 20th
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Sorry. Sometimes forget I am not on twitter and I post inane bullshit.
May 19th
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Hot, sweaty, sticky, and I need a shave…
May 19th
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amifutami: what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect
May 19th
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rnilkbreath: failedtextpost: rnilkbreath: analprolapsing: how in holy fuck do you not like hawaiian pizza i’m seriously gonna call the police LISTEN UP DICK NERD. THINGS U PUT ON PIZZA INCLUDE: TOMATO, CHEESE, MEAT, SOME VEGGIES (NOT LIKE CARROTS BUT LIKE ONIONS) AND THATS IT. DONT FUCKIN PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA. FUCKIN brooke tomatoes are fruits FUCK YOU
May 19th
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We broke Amanda Bynes. :(
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Like I can’t stand watching those scenes…there are a couple decent ones but mostly it’s just terrible.
May 19th
I really disliked the francis episodes of malcolm in the middle after he leaves military school and works at that weird restaurant or store or whatever…
May 19th
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This movie is on my list of things that are not okay……………….&7);4$rfhgtdbjjjjb
May 19th
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foxnewsofficial: i spent like 4 hours at the fair helping out with stalls and i got my face painted and a balloon sword and some badges and free sweets like all day and i was running the coconut shie for ages i made like £60 and got all the free goes i wanted i should be so good at beer pong now 
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genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
May 19th
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